I knew you helped to change a nappy
But now I know, I am so happy,
You’re there when OTHER things are crappy
Ready to weave your magic.
You clean my house in just a flash
When ‘round the furniture I dash
No need for water which could splash
(My other housework’s tragic.)
You clean my kids when I must hurry
No longer do I need to worry
If they are covered in McFlurry
There’s no mess that won’t suit you.
I could have saved a lot of strife
If sooner you’d been in my life
If I were male, you’d be my wife
Oh Wet Wipe – I salute you!
Motherhood for Slackers 